#beaker nci

[newcountyinvestigator]

We are out here again, this time with my frequency scanner thing!! With this, i can listen to anything that is transmitted via radio, cellphone, and tv satellite signal.

You are a very tall person.

[newcountyinvestigator]

IM BACK!?!?! YIPPIE!!!! *she clacked her heels happily*

Oh my god what the hell was that!?

You are SO GROUNDED MISSY!!! right... right after we get home of course.

“Hiii Grenade !!”

“Um, where is my ex-wife?”

“I come here all the time, and this is the first time she hasn’t been here. It’s kind of worrying.”

-Kasper.png

*sod leaves*

[newcountyinvestigator]

Here I am, In front of the inconspicuous HQ of the Glass Pyramid Organization. Allegedly, their mission statement is "find solutions to the impossible" But, I think It's a bunch of Malarkey!! So far, I've seen a grenade person and a pointy sword dude outside tending to the topiary. I'll keep you all posted on what I find! Stay Curious Detectives!!!

-Mollie Alto

Mollie can we go home? I want to sleep its 1 AM.

-Beaker

[newcountyinvestigator]

Okay Detectives!!! I got a photo of the sword dude before getting kicked out of the premises!!!

My mom is gonna ground me for this :(

[newcountyinvestigator]

Recorder. I must have a word with you.

I promise not to yell at you, nor threaten you.

I merely wish to inform you of the consecuences of your actions.

Revealing our secret project to the world may seem like a good idea, but, have you considered the bad that could come from it?

If the wrong people find out about our invention, what will they do to get their hands on it?

I know you want to benefit the world, but some things are best kept secret. Perhaps if you wont spill any more information, I could give you a personal tour of the facility, and even talk to the head inventor.

Sincerely

Phillipe Von Lendrakken II

Glass Pyramid Solutions Custodian

WHAT HUH!!?! I-I

did you even read the letter?

RIGHT!

(she takes a solid 7 minutes to read it.)

She's thinking.

[cloudstongue]

no nci mention too….NCI PART WHEN???????? i wanna hear from mollie and beaker PLEASEDGXGAHGFHSJSJFFJFJFB

Wicker basket has the most potential from all of gpo to become a legendary slasher/serial killer.

Her go-to would be an axe.

Late night thoughts, ocs (gpo, dat girl dynamite and jellfyfishlight) edition

Tw/Suicides, death, and other unfortunate events!!

The ace from prism's dimension would probably bully and troment ace gpo if they ever met.

Ace's mom is now a jack-o-lantern after going to hell (used to be queen of hearts)

Ace cant handle much spice

Ace likes to keep himself well groomed, and spends a lot on hair care products.

Ace often stims when really exited.

Ace actually likes fruitcake

Prism never visits his "parents" because it feels wrong.

Prism hates being called names

Prism genuinely hates himself and has contemplated suicide during his time in Zeeverse

Prism used to have a therapist, but they died mid session from a seizure. Prism now thinks he causes bad luck.

Prism also has a secret affirmation mode in the simulator room

Og prism misses his parents.

Og prism genuinely thinks Abyss is cute in a conventional way.

Og prism wants to feel loved (don't we all)

Og prism was actually a good person before his death!

Og prism differs from prism in a few major ways

1.) He never burned down his family home

2.) He was praised for his inventiveness as a kid

3.) He never messed around with crime as a kid2

Wicker basket has some really **really** bad intrusive thoughts. Im suprised she hasn't enacted any of them out yet.

Wicker basket has contimplated disappearing to france, never to be seen again.

Wicker basket can't take it anymore. (someone help her please :[ )

Andreus dose NOT LIKE physical contact of any kind. It makes him VERY uncomfortable.

Andreus has autism. 100%

Andrues is also talented at the piano

Andreus wants people to like him but often overdoes it.

Ace gpo most likey has autisim. Most likely.

Briefcase could be one of the only neurotypical ones in gpo.

Briefcase used to gamble a lot until she lost a horse race bet because the horse she bet on stopped mid track to take a shit.

Rapier is cowardly. (Duh)

Mic still thinks skibidi toilet is funny, despite what it seems.

Mic also tries to visit, but leaves before doing so due to being very nervous about what prism would think of his new form.

Mic helps velle with philosophical questions that mortals ask them

Velle isnt assigned anything to be god of yet.

This is because almost everything that velle wanted to be the god of was taken already.

Velle works in the "Universal Irregularities" department in the otherworld

Velle Is immune to all drugs, minus acid. No one is immune to acid.

Velle can't remember their mortal life despite dying relativley recently... (around 100-200 years)

Velle died young, around their mid to late 20s

They were assasinated by someone close to them

Despite what it seems, velle isnt really flirty with mic ,because they think mic wont like it (mic doesn't mind, but forgot to tell them)

Depsite everything, mic is loyal to Velle, not prism anymore.

Mic heard of what happened to og prism and prism because velle explained it to him when he was revived.

Dynamite really has no clue on how to be unironically romantic.

Dynamite oncce asked bat how to be romantic, but thar confused her even more.

Dynamite Is quite knowledgeable on rocks and rock formations.

Despite what it seems, dynamite actually values platinum over gems, as she finds gems "useless"

Dynamite has a platinum minifridge, where she keeps her monster energy drinks.

Dynamite hates eggs. She just hates them. The taste, the smell, everything.

She once claimed that she would rather slap jeff bezos on his bald head as hard as she could over learning calculus.

Dynamite sometimes plays roblox with bat when she's bored. They play dress to impress and modded natural disaster suirvival games.

Dynamite is genuinely terrifying to play against in Clue/Cludeo. She consistently wins in less than 4 turns.

Baseball bat majored theater and literature in colledge. He had a minor in software development.

Bat has also beaten the record of most toilet paper rolls set on fire at his faternity (24)

Baseball bat's parents are dead :(

Baseball bat is a relatively shy person in general.

Baseball bat thinks that he's not interesting at all, and dynamite often tries to convince him that he is.

Baseball bat generally likes kasper

Baseball bat is also intimidated by kasper

He feels weak and fragile compared to him

Baseball bat feels worthless.

Dynamite is one of the only reasons Baseball bat is alive now.

If it weren't for her, he would've probably died in a car accident or to himself

Dynamite tries her best to emotionally support her boyfriends.

Dynamite is sad acid wont talk to her anymore.

She thinks acid is adorable

She thinks of acid as a close friend, the kind you tell your social security number to.

Dynamite wants to spin globe's head for fun.

Dynamite once stole a book from quill and scroll's library. She is afraid to go back there ever since then.

Dynamite is canonically trans(m->f)! Here are a few more characters that are too!

Velle (male-> genderfluid)

Mic (nonbinary [cuz robot] ->male)

God is in his 20s. He was born from the "divine essence"

By born, he just materialzed one day, knowing everything allready.

He likes checkers, but sucks at it.

He speaks in a rather nuetral tone, it kind of sounds likes hes bored.

He can stare at you. When he does, you can feel it.

God can blind you if he felt like it

God can heal people too and alter their forms if needed.

God is obligated to hold heaven raffles so that citizens of heaven and the otherworld can recove prizes every 2 weeks.

The prizes include

Weighted cloud blankets

A heaven mansion

A mystical orb

A wizard servant

A wizard butler (trained)

Children (he'll just materialze a kid for you)

Heaven phone 1

Heaven phone 2

Heaven phone 3 Ultra

Heaven phone 4 pro

Heaven phone 5 Pro Gx

HEAVEN PHON 5 PRO GX limited edition (has exclusive call god app)

God thinks its funny that Christianity exists, because christ himself never wanted to be worshipped.

God likes tennis. Hes in a team with Sunny.

God teaches sunny some cool devine skills on the weekends.

Thats all for 2 night!! Tak care friends!! Uhh yeahh

[newcountyinvestigator]

HOLD UP THAT THAT THING TURN INTO A DUDE WTF!?!?!? BEAKER ARE YOU SEEINF THIS!?!

Yeah wtf!?

[newcountyinvestigator]

molly are you mollie of denali be honest no lies accepted

That girl pisses me off...

She's a bit tired, that whole beaming thing has her really tired.

[newcountyinvestigator]

unserstandable!!! can i headpat you LIGHTLY tho

okay :(

[newcountyinvestigator]

why are you speaking all fancy now? is this a sign i should, too?

Perhaps. Anywho, please refrain from doing anything with that…(referring to the. the thO THE RHING!!!!!! THE THING.)

She just started acting this way all of a sudden! The fancy words! The empty look in her eyes!

[newcountyinvestigator]

Guys, something isn't right with her.

[newcountyinvestigator]

I found something weird at work.

Well, internship, whatever! I was snooping around the lab when I came across this weird red-jellyfish novelty lamp. I thought It looked cool so i snapped a picture, and it wound up like this

Worst part is that the image scaled like that! I didn't even like edit my phone camera settings!

So, anyways, I went to ask Prism, and he told me to not worry about it, and that I should probably stay away from that thing.

yet, it beckons me to come closer, to ask it questions...

I'll Update the blog about this thing later! looks like NCI has a new mystery to solve!

Beaker's Comment: That thing looks dangerous! please don't touch it molly!

[newcountyinvestigator]

Morning Detectives!!! We gotta find out what this guy's deal is.

Can't we relax today?

No time for that! we got mysteries to solve!!

[newcountyinvestigator]

(last one was sent from my main uuhhh ignoreee that im currently multitasking)

Ohhh, cmooooon! Don’t be like that! Be glad you’re not being skinned alive right now! (hypocrite.)

I'm just here.

[newcountyinvestigator]

Can you maybe tell us about yourself? If you’re fine with that?

I like not going to jail. I'm allergic to onions. I don't really have much to say at the moment, I'm tired too.

[newcountyinvestigator]

+1 anon

oh. can i give her a gift? she probably wouldnt really like it, or me coming back here at all, but you kno…

I can give it to her on your behalf, grenade.